Tuesday, July 8, 2008

cat wrangler

today the crew all shed a tear for karalynn. best of luck to all your future endeavors.
xxxo

Saturday, June 7, 2008

i can honestly say i've febreezed Heidi Klum's couch

i just started working on Project Runway.
i cant tell any secrets.
bloggers stalk us hard.

while standing next to a brand new manniquin / dress form i made the off color joke of the day

"hey this looks like my last girlfriend, headless and in a plastic bag"

later i was checking to see if a co-workers email had gone through and they definitely saw an email entitled "TWODEADSLUTS ONEGOODFUCK / COCK ESP COVER IMAGE"

they didnt mention it

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

mesh shorts as fashion

i think noise kids are realizing they can use their effects and mixers to make disco and electronic music that girls like and get laid rather then scare all but the crazy ones you shouldnt date away and are rolling with it

the chinese stars "tv grows arms" / "the drowning" 12" being repressed on white vinyl.
ships eventually.


Sunday, May 11, 2008

figure skating hiatus ends, when 3sumer begins

i now plan to take they money i have earned from covering figure skating on espn and put out records that the network would never approve of.

a lot of people have wondered where i have been lately.
answer: all over the place.

the figure skating post production co-worker whom i had the most fun with over the course of the season told me a few months ago that i release "the worst music, no seriously THE WORST music he has ever heard." i took it as a big compliment.

then we watched some twodeadsluts videos
it was a great time

he also had told me months earlier that the newest Kid Rock album blew his mind because it was almost as good as his first release.

afterwards he went alone to the office parking lot to smoke weed because those videos were "too intense"

he came back and asked if he smelled. i didnt know he had smoked
i didnt think he smelled.
it was a good day.

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