i can honestly say i've febreezed Heidi Klum's couch

i just started working on Project Runway.
i cant tell any secrets.
bloggers stalk us hard.

while standing next to a brand new manniquin / dress form i made the off color joke of the day

"hey this looks like my last girlfriend, headless and in a plastic bag"

later i was checking to see if a co-workers email had gone through and they definitely saw an email entitled "TWODEADSLUTS ONEGOODFUCK / COCK ESP COVER IMAGE"

they didnt mention it

mesh shorts as fashion

i think noise kids are realizing they can use their effects and mixers to make disco and electronic music that girls like and get laid rather then scare all but the crazy ones you shouldnt date away and are rolling with it

the chinese stars "tv grows arms" / "the drowning" 12" being repressed on white vinyl.
ships eventually.