Friday, January 22, 2010

the new issue of W magazine arrived today

Dear Rihanna,
while under cleavage of some sick breasts in GQ is timeless


you need to realize that 2009 is over


the new album is unbearable


and anyone who has Slash guest star on their album is clinging to the past


i hope those tattoos in the W spread are temporary


tell Jay-Z i say HOLLA! but THE grizzly bear is still wack


keep those appearance fees low or else you know he will just hire Beyonce at a discount


xxxo

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

troubleman!!!!!!!!

so i just got stuck behind troubleman unlimited // italians do it better's own Mike Simonetti in line at the post office 2 blocks from my house.

its cool that he was shipping more records than me, because he has to feed his kid... and me, if i had that kinda money, i would probably just buy more records.

also he has the same booking agent for dj performances as Dj Jazzy Jeff, I can't compete with that!

The An Albatross live record is now available on Insound, which is cool especially, since according to their crack sciencitific marketing team, people who purchased it, also picked up Alicia Keys and Grizzly Bear LPs.

Viva Diversity

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

an albatross london live lps now available

you can pick them up direct from me, or via the band, robotic empire, or revolver.

some delay on the kill me tomorrow covers, but the vinyl has been here since the last post. hope to sort it out asap.

happy holidays

Monday, July 13, 2009

further proof sweden fucking rules

where else can you play an ice drum set, inside of an ice hotel?
Narnia? Myabe.

Monday, June 22, 2009

thanks marc echo for the katy perry bondage session

its definitely the former Christian singer's best bondage shoot you will ever see

well, at least until she has a new album out
or decideds to unleash an internet sex tape.

complex magazine is on newsstands new

Friday, June 19, 2009

jack white is the new michael jackson

im sad to say with every new photo of jack white i see i think he looks more and more like michael jackson. lord save his soul!






Monday, June 15, 2009

testing 1, 2, 10

just making sure i still remember my password, its some girls screenname, just had to remember which one it was, expect more soon. xxxo