Saturday, June 7, 2008

i can honestly say i've febreezed Heidi Klum's couch

i just started working on Project Runway.
i cant tell any secrets.
bloggers stalk us hard.

while standing next to a brand new manniquin / dress form i made the off color joke of the day

"hey this looks like my last girlfriend, headless and in a plastic bag"

later i was checking to see if a co-workers email had gone through and they definitely saw an email entitled "TWODEADSLUTS ONEGOODFUCK / COCK ESP COVER IMAGE"

they didnt mention it

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